MessyWedgie said: Lucky contestant #13, sata gunge, enters the stage.
He steps in a puddle as he approaches door #15. Upon opening door # 15 inside there are 2 strings. One string has a sign hanging on it that says "Heel". The other string has a key.
Our host explains that sata_gunge has won a spot in the wrestling match, as a heel.
Our host also explains that satagunge can use the key to unlock a wheel- which if spun would either give him a 3/5 chance of having to wrestle in an embarrassing outfit; or a 2/5 chance at getting an advantage.
Sata_gunge: let us know (within the next 22 hours) if you want to risk spinning the wheel. (**no response will default to not spinning the wheel)
I do risk spinning the wheel, fortune favors the bold. In the interest of fairness I'll have you post the wheel result, since I could just choose my desired outcome.
Before our wrestling match begins, 2 of our contestants have the option to to spin the wheel for an advantage.
The first of these contestants, Novagunger, one of our Babyfaces approaches the wheel. He knows as a Babyface, the script is written for him to lose- so he's hoping that maybe this will give him a chance. As Novagunger reaches up to spin the wheel, he feels Randy Orton's hand on his back. Novagunger turns around, and Randy Orton's face is nose-to-nose with Novagunger. Randy smiles. Novagunger nervously wonders, is he going to kiss me? Bayley (Bright shirt guy) also approaches with a big bowl of pudding and smiles. Novagunger then remembers Bayley's advantage Bayley and Randy proceed to give Novagunger a big pudding propellar wedgie. After the wedgie, Bayley and Randy leave the stage, leaving Novagunger dripping in pudding. Our host explains that Novagunger may now spin the wheel. The Wheel Spins:
Novagunger reaches up. On onoe hand, he is hoping for an advantage, but on the other hand, getting a new embarrassing outfit may be better than continuing to wear his pudding filled shorts.- He spins the wheel, and no advantage----but he will get his choice of briefs or singlets for the wrestling tournament.
Our second contestant who was lucky enough to get a chance to spin the wheel- sata gunge has taken it. As sata gunge enters the stage he struts his stuff and waves to the audience. Novagunger rolls his eyes in frustration as he knows that he (Novagunger) is a wedgied babyface, and now potentially the heel can get another advantage.
The stage is set. Our wreslting ring is in the middle of the stage. No ropes on the ring. The ring is surrounded by a mudpit with about a 4 foot drop. Novagunger and Andre the Giant, our heels, are in one cage in the ceiling; and Captain_custard, FatPieFan, and sata_gunge our in another cage.
Our host explains that this will be a team effort; and whichever team has the last man standing will proceed to the next round.- individual players will be eliminated from the current match by being forced out of the ring and the mud pit. Our host explains that it is possible to be put in the mud put- but still survive to the next round if one of your teammates can outlast the other players.
Our 3 heels are intimidated by the size of Andre-the-Giant- but are not nervous as 3 against 2 should be a breeze. Andre the Giant feel pretty confident in his shoes. He knows that even though he is a babyface, the audience loves him. Novagunger is as nervous as can be, as he knows even if he and Andre survive this round- he would next need to face the Giant to win.
The cages are lowered to the ring- and open. Our contestants are released. Satagunge and fatpie fan team up on Andre-the-Great. They each grab one of his legs attempting to take him down. Meanwhile captain custard arm-locks Novagunger.- Novagunger gets out of the armlock and pushes captain_custard towards the side of the pit. Captain custard starts to lose footing and Novagunger pushes him towards the side. Just before Captain_Custard falls off the side, he grabs novagunger and pulls Novagunger down with him. One Heel and One Babyface go falling into the mudpit.
Meanwhile Satagunge has AndretheGiant in a headlock. Andre is Struggling, but staying strong. FatPieFan is doing all he can to weaken AndreTheGiant. He attempts to break up Andre's footing, but as 1 foot is pulled off the ground, Andre seems to find footing on his other foot. Sata_gunge manages to pull Andre closer to the side of the pit. The 3 wrestle together and Andre manages to get a leg free- and as he is in a headlock from Fat pie Fan, he manages to spin around into a 180- leaving Fat pie fan hanging from his back. Andreuses a whole bunch of strength he has to push fatpiefan off his back- and fatpiefan slips into the mud pit, getting covered head to toe in mud!
Who would have been thought that our 2 babyfaces could take out 2 of our 3 heels?
AndreTheGiant used most of his strength to get out of FatPieFan's hold and has little strength left. Question is, is it enough to take out Satagunge. Satagunge confidently lunges toward's andre the giant in what appears to be Andre's week moment. However Andre fins one last ounce of strength to pick sata_gunge up, lift him in the air- and toss him into the mud pit.
The crowd goes wild.
Andre has taken down all 3 heels. And all our players, except Andre have been thrown in the mud pit!
Our host explains that since Novagunger was on Andre's team, this win for Andre, is also a win for Novagunger-- So Novagunger climbs out of the mudpit back on stage and shakes Andre's hand. Andre isn't happy about the mud on the hands but looks to the audience with his mud covered hand and they all cheer.
At this point, Andre and Novagunger would be considered the the winners of the Mupit round, But--- Sata_gunge may have earned a "Save" from when he spun the wheel- So lets go back to our previous post to see if our heels will be eliminated or saved
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(At the time I am writing this, I don't actually know if the save will come into play. Also Eve500 (Andre the Giant) selected number was for mudpit round 1 was by far the strongest- so chance led to this victory. I couldn't have scripted it better myself! )
Captain Custard, FatPieFan, and Sata_gunge all climb out of the mud pit using ladders that are to the side of the pit. They are all covered, head to toe in mud.
Sata_gunge pulls out his "Save" Card and says he is going to use it.
Our hosts explains that the "Save" card saves the Heels from elimination- and that the heels and babyfaces will have another match.
FatPie Fan grabs a big handful of mud just before leaving the pit, and climbs the ladder, as he holds on to it.
All players climb into their team's cages. The Heels are are whispering amongst themselves. Novagunger is too nervous and Andre the Giant is too confident- that they don't think to plan strategy.
Cages are set in place- and mudpit round 2 begins-
- ---------- --- --- ---- Mudpit round 2
Immediately all 3 heels rush towards Novagunger and before Novagunger could do anything- they pick him up and throw him in the mudpit. Novagunger gets covered, head to toe, in mud. Andre the Giant rushes towards them and is a second too late. However, he manages to quickly push Captain Custard into the pit. This again leaves Andre the Giant against FatPieFan and Sata_gunge- same matchup we just saw. The 3 wrestle to the corner of the ring. FatPie fan jumps on Andres back, and pulls a handful of mud that he managed to store in his briefs out- and tosses it in Andres face. In that moment, Sata_gunge pushes the 2 over the corner of the ring- sending both Andre and FatpieFan into the mudpit. leaving Sata_gunge as the last wrestler standing.
No more advantages are left in the tournament at this point; so our heels have won the mudpit round!
Our three heels, captain_custard, FatpieFan, and sata_gunge wil now face off in the "slimechamber" match.
Our host presses a botton, and ropes, from the side of the ring rise up. A small door in the center of the ring opens up; and inside is a shackle chained to the ground. A large vat, filled with slime also slowly is lowered from the ceiling and put about 10 feet above the shackle.
Our host explains that the first wrestler who get placed in the shackle will be eliminated and will also get slimed. The host gestures for each wrestler to take their positions. Our audience wonders if the players will "team up" on one or be all in for themselves. Our host blows his whistle and the match begins.
All 3 wrestlers start wrestling each other. At first, it is quite the back and forth match- no 2 players seem to team up on anybody. However, it becomes clear, pretty fast that fatpiefan is running out of steam. Captaincustard got him in I decent headlock, and satagunge managed to pull his leg towards the shackle.
Click!- satagunge shackled fatpiefan to the floor. Our host directed sata_gunge and captain custard back to the side of the ring, pressed a button, and our shackled fatpiefan got covered head to to in slime.
Fatpiefan has been eliminated.
Sata_gunge and captain_custard will move on to the pie round!
Our host pushes another button, and the slimechamber, now empty is lifted back into the ceiling and chains holding several pies drop from the ceiling. Pies everywhere. The ring floor is a bit slippery from the slime, and fatppiefan is still chained to the floor. Our 2 remaining contestants will wrestle around him.
Our host explains that the final round will consist of several two minute matches. If either wrestler gets the opponent pinned, the pinned player will get a pie to wherever the pinner choses; and the pinner will earn a point. First to 5 wins. If no player is pinned after 2 minutes, the players will go back to starting positions, fatpiefan will take a pie, and and the next match will start.
***as there ended up being a lot of matches per their survey answers, I will not do a play-by-play. If either player wants to share how they would pin their opponent or apply a pie, let us know. However, the results are as follows:
(S=satagunge; C=Captain Custard; T=a tie) Match 1- S Match 2- C Match 3- S Match 4- T Match 5- T Match 6- C Match 7- C Match 8- T Match 9- C Match 10- T Match 11- S Match 12-S
After 12 matches, Captain_Custard has won four, giving satagunge 4 pies; and Sata_gunge has won for, giving Captain custard 4 pies. We are locked in a tie! Also the chained fatpiefan, already covered in slime got 2 pies from each of the other heels.
After 12 matches, we are tied- neck and necl- 4 to 4. Round 13 will be the lucky match that determines who will win the WAM belt.
The ropes on the ring are lowered; and our host explains there is no time limit for round 13. First to either pin their player down, or toss their opponent into the mud will be declared the winner.
Congratulations Sata_GUnge- In our last wrestling round, after 12 matches you were in a head-to-head tie with Captain Custard. However, in the 13th match, after giving 4 pies to him; and taking 4 pies from him you managed to defeat the Captain, and win the Wresting Belt!
Match 2 see Captain Custard (CC) pinning Satagunge (S) in a Gedo Clutch, with S face down and CC kneeling on his back the bum is exposed and mercilessly pied.
Match 6 ends with a Sitout pin. As S is flat on their back with their legs in the air a savage pie to the face is delivered with brutal efficiency.
CC is on a role and match 7 ends with another victory and another pie to the face. This time S finds themself in a Backslide pin. With just their head and shoulders touching the mat and the rest of his body in the air, propped up by CC's back, the face is the obvious target.
With both wrestlers tiring match 9 involves a lot of ground work. CC eventually traps S in a Split leg pin. S lies on their back, legs pinned by CC and his crotch exposed. With a wicked glint in their eye CC slams a pie into the crotch to the roar of the crowd.
CC knows he only has to win one of the last 3 rounds to triumph but the opponents are evenly match and both panting to draw in enough oxygen for the final push. Can CC rally enough reserves for one more pin? The crowd are loving the spectacle and want it to go the distance.......
What happened on this thread? It seemed there was a good engagement for the weekend. Wedgie, was the wrestling just too good or was the excitement of the first few bouts just too much you had to lie down in a darkened room for a while?
Haha. The match is over, and sata-gunge has won. This was a special of the mysyeryboxes game. Will probably return next year to celebrate tonigjts wwe wresltemania, maybe earlier for some of the other wwe events. If people like the wrestling as opposed to other themes, maybe more wrestle based threads. . As for disappearing in a dark room, our host hasnt disappeared, but he'd sure like to take some of these wretlers to a dark room.